A man had managed to get two of the best tickets for the FA Cup Final. As he sat down, another man came along and asked if anyone was sitting in the seat next to him.

"No", he said, "the seat is empty."

"That’s a pity!" said the man, "fancy having a seat like this for the biggest sporting occasion of the year and not using it.”

"Well, actually,” said the first man, “the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away a short time ago. This is the first Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married."

"Oh dear” said the other “that is so sad. I suppose you weren’t able to find someone else, a relative, friend or neighbour, to keep you company.”

The first man shakes his head... "No. I couldn’t. They're all at the funeral."